EPF Lives

It's been a little while, hasn't it?

Nothing like updating abandoned blogs on a rainy day.

Everlasting Plastic Falcons is the new method of procrastination. It's a piece of a puzzle that will be used this Saturday night, December 4th. I won't get into it here. It won't make sense but check it out anyway. Thanks.

Heath Ledger Has a Posse

The reports are true. Heath Ledger has a posse.
OBEY HEATH LEDGER. Obey him with the greatest urgency.

Does this finish it? Will this end the cycle?

Suzanne Pleshette Has a Posse

Suzanne Pleshette now has a posse.

OBEY her. Immediately.

OBEY BRAD.

By now, surely you've heard.

Brad Renfro has a posse:

I realize that you attend this blog for your latest information.

That's why this is important. It's important for me to tell you this.

It's important for me to share this with you, dear reader.

This is a warning and it is the last you'll hear of it from here.

OBEY BRAD. And all that entails.

Spread the word. YOu know what to do.

Yes, I am talking to YOu.

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General Audiences

Okay I'm going around and poking at all my dormant blogs I've left littered across the blogosphere. This is a good one that I've never gotten around to giving a proper identity to. The blog's actually got the choicest URL of my lot. And I really could be doing more here.

But alas, that criticism could be applied to so many facets of my life, really...

shame on us

If we only had a little more time.

And I know you're there.

Nothing really matters anymore.

But that's about to change, too.

the end is badly

This is only an example.